For one thing, every table is exquisitely prepared. There are top-secret guides for Fortnum's Tea Salon team that turn table-setting into a precise and beautiful art. Angles, distances, symmetry: everything must be perfect. There are diagrams, even.
Of course, our staff are a wonderfully friendly and characterful bunch, positively overflowing with fantastic ideas to make your visit a memorable one, but nothing at all is left to chance.